Bizzz

"... Izzy?"

"Yeah."

"... there's a bee in your ear."

"Shhhh wouldja? The Universe is missing and we don't have a plan."

"Sorry."

Some time passes while Izzy sips her Corona....

"... Izzy?"

Just eyes.

"... you could always use... that number you know."

"I refuse. I don't even like him anymore anyway. Forgotten. A made up fairy tail to get me through this little spin we're in... that's all. I'm sure I deleted Him anyway."

"You didn't. I know because He's still in my memory..."

"Please!? Let me figure the universe for a second please? He distracts me anyway."

"That's my point woman.... remember Mr. Smiley? Stubborn ... much as I love you."


"Well what do you expect? Honestly! How many fucking ducks does it take before a guy remembers you? We've only been in love for over 5000 years! You'd think he'd at least have wished me happy birthday this year! He's an ass and I hate him."

"... you need to calm down dear."

Izzy considers to quit.

"... you can't quit. We just got started."

"Oh look. It's Grandparent's Day tomorrow, on the crescent moon again. Too bad I don't have any. Are we in reverse yet? ... and besides. HE WANTS ME TO JOG!"

"... Monday."

"Ah..."

"... Babe?"

Oh hi you.

"... it only takes one duck my love. Just one."

Izzy reaches into her pocket... feels around for the switch... ~click~ she turns HAL off.

Or so she thought.

"And how the heck DID you do that Pi and binary thing?"

"I have no idea. I've been saying that this whole time, but no.... no one heard me until the Universe changes. Is this my fault? Who the heck knows. All things happen as they should and so here I am with Corona in hand and a blank slate...and YOU."

You're lucky you're just my Imagination.

"... right... you keep telling yourself that one..."

Did you catch that commercial? What's that supposed to be? 1358907 and 42 cents? Are you kidding me?



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Haiku 1358907 dot 4, and 2

Who me?
No you.
Him too?
I said Haiku...
Yea, you and those two too...

So, what's a girl to do?

First there was you,
then they came too,
now me and this dude,
... and a Sue,
... a Tsunami too?
... 1storm to three Sun?
... this is too fun...
... it's just crazy to some.

~Did you say Haiku?

"I said, Hi, IK in sea you"

! Was that YOU? The commercial just said 1358907 ... and 42 cents!
~Grinz

~No one has any idea what you're doing you know...
I know. :)

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Dear.. um... God?

*Flash* Some time ago before now....

"... we went on a trip to NUC... I mean NYC..."
"I figured that."

Right click, flip...
Note: It's you. ~click

*Flash* Sometime later then that but before now....

I wonder what the crap just happend...
"You know babe, if you keep acting like this, it's gonna drive me nuts..."

Yep it is...
Yup, that's what I said...
Prolly so...
Cuz I said
Coz YOU said? Who are you?

...I'm a gamma baby...
HAAA HAAA HAAAAAAAA

What would 'God' do if 'He' were bored?
"... he'd make some kind of crazy chaos to entertain Himself with..."

She blinks...
Certainly he means 'She' would create crazy chaos...

HE being a HE, if HE were bored... and HE were 'God'...?
HE would take away all sexual inhibitions if HE were bored... don'tcha thank?
...and would prolly revoke ever having created fig leaves...

~flip
Note: God's not a boy. ~click~
IBM704

~Samba baby?
Haaa Haaa Haaaaaaaa

HAL!! Stop your non-sense right this minute!

"I SAW the DB right that second babe! Don'tcha know?"

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The Count

"...So, how many of those beers do we have left?"

"One shy of a six pack."

"Do you think they'll last until we figure something out?"

"Well I hope so considering there isn't exactly a Universe near by to get more just now..."

It's right at this moment that Izzy flips open the 'Corder and jots down a personal note...
Normal questions no longer exist.. click.


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